this site doesnt get many unique visitors per day, because:
1. where are the picture spams?
2. where are the opinions?
3. WHERES THE HUMOUR? D: the sarcasm, the cynicism, the everything everybody (might) expect to see!
4. complete english, whattheheck?
5. fangirling? fictionwriting? iconmaking? layoutmaking? fashiondesigning? stylemagazines? foodrecommendations? movie/theatrereviews? hobbyrelatedblogging? i recommend livejournal. and rottentomatoes.com.
6. this is not a complaint site, but this site's dedicated with a thousand and one tons of complaints. what was the webmistress doing?
7. what kind of content am i reading? what were you blogged yesterday? (why so serious?)
8. ?!?!?! why so demoralising?
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now, you read this post, and if you have been so dedicated to the point of getting RSS feeds from this space, thank you. actually it doesn't matter if you gotten any RSS feeds. just racking up the visitor statistics button would do.

i was merely trying to find a reason (like i almost always do), to justify why i dont get 300000000000000000000000 visitors per day, why i most likely wouldnt get money from putting up a nuffnang ad on my blog, why i dont find red-revolver-riots entertaining, etc. i definitely cmi at celebrity blogging. hah. hmm i dont want to be the next xiaxue or perez hilton, lol. imagine if starting tomorrow i dedicate red-revolver-riots to hollywood gossip or red carpet fashion police. red-revolver-riots wouldn't be mine anymore. (i might even take up the invitation to set up a tumblr site!)
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write with a black pen, write in black ink, p l e a s e. extra bonus for cursive handwriting reminiscent of the 19th century.